646f9e108c SAM BATTLE is injured during his tour of duty in the Gulf War. He loses an eye and is near death. His good friend, BRANDON STORM, who is a scientist, injects him with a secret serum that he has been developing that will save his life. The side effects are unknown. Sam returns home. His father has recently passed away. It is a struggle to come home after being in the war. Sam soon learns that the town is being overrun with Neo-Nazis. He teams up with Brandon's sister, Jane, who is a news reporter. Soon, Sam learns of the side effects to Brandon's serum. He has gained super human strength and agility. Brandon is kidnapped by the Neo Nazi's leader, THE NECROMANCER, a blonde Aryan sorceress. He is forced to help raise the cloned body of HEINRICH HIMMLER from the dead. Now, Sam must don the persona of CAPTAIN BATTLE, a crime fighting hero alter-ego that started with Sam's Grandfather, Jonathan Battle in World War II. Sam find's his father's crime fighting suit. Together with Jane they must face the army of Neo Nazis henchmen, and what's worse, the army of living dead soldiers from the Third Reich! They must stop The Necromancer before she succeeds at her ultimate goal of raising the cloned corpse of Adolph Hitler!
This movie has a lower IMDb rating that 'The Hottie & the Nottie' starring the awful Paris Hilton. Need I say more!? OK, the entire movie looks like it was shot by a ten year old who has stolen his father's camcorder. The 'effects' (if you can call them that) were done by someone who has only just began learning the very basics of After Effects and the script was written by a complete moron! How these so-called 'movies' ever get the money to be produced is completely beyond any reasonable comprehension. When you hear about very talented filmmakers and struggling directors desperately trying to make their way in the business, then seeing utter junk like this, you wonder what kind of twisted logic exists in the movie industry.<br/><br/>Avoid, at ALL costs. Do NOT pay to watch this movie. In fact, don't even bother wasting your bandwidth to download a pirated version.<br/><br/>Seriously bad!
After watching this Movie 5 times in a weekend (my buddy & I told friends it was the best movie ever made, a must see) I am still undecided as to the actual agenda of this movie. Is it......<br/><br/>Option 1: Its a tribute to every bad movie ever made using every bad camera shot, bad effects, really bad editing & some seriously depressing acting (if this is the case then its Genius) Option 2: Its simply the worst movie ever made period (if this is the case then someone needs shooting or stopped from having any offspring for the sake of Humanity in general) As for the storyline......well its a Captain America rip off almost from start to end.<br/><br/>It was funny the first time I watched it & the fun aspect shrunk with every viewing to the point where suicide was a viable option. Its fairly obvious that they blew the entire budget on the Car & the Chicks with nothing left for the effects or editing. I am lost for words as to how I express my level of pity towards this movie.
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